Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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