Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
nutella sex= disaster
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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