...so i touched it.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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