Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Randomize
