If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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