He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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