whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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