Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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