She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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