im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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