: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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