these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
I puked a lego.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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