I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
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just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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