when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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