I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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