I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
