i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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