why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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