she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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