Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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