it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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