woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
