I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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