I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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