So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
The uberlube is also flammable
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I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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