david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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