Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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