strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
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