The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Holy shit dude........stairs
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