I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
they call him Oral-B. enough said
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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