i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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