is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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