so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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