shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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