Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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