There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
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im calling her cock vulture from now on
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
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btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
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