he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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