Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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