What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
i think my cat just said my name.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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