Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I just googled if crying burns calories
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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