The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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