everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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