I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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