Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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