It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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