I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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