how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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