They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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