Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
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I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
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Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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