I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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