Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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