it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
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When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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