Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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