I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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