What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
So many bounce houses so little time
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
