I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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