how do flat chested girls get laid?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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