office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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