I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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