i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
