people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
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woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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